No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.
College AU: Castiel needs to raise his chemistry grades. Gabriel recommends him Dean, one of his friends, as a tutor.
“So, you are my tutor… Gabriel didn’t mention…”
“…that besides being a genius I’m smoking hot too?”
“Yes, something like that.”oh my god yes
Harry Potter: The Boy Who [only] Lived [once]